Browsing eBay for Martin freeman swag and this happened.

Browsing eBay for Martin freeman swag and this happened.

you-cant-take-the-sky-from-me:

boysbootsnbooze:

Merica

I wasn’t going to reblog until I saw the last picture.  The guy “falling off” his broom.  I laughed so hard I had to reblog.

siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

(Source: coolkidsclique)

lelestrudel:

sallyfuckingdonovan:

lelestrudel:

sallyfuckingdonovan:

Omfg all these articles talk about holding his head down gently to display dominance and it seems so mean Oh god

Hell no. While I’m okay with dominance being shown in the bedroom, holding my head down while I’m giving a blowjob (without my permission) is the #2 way to piss me off. Like, I don’t even care, I will stop, mid-suck.

I’M TALKING ABOUT MY RABBIT

I may have misinterpreted.

(Source: orcabelly)